The Wittering Whitehalls

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The Wittering Whitehalls

During your coffee break

Up to 10 minutes

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An Exciting Announcement!

While brewing your morning coffee

Up to 15 minutes

LIFE LESSONS: "Always make an extra portion."

LIFE LESSONS: "Never trust a fart."

LIFE LESSONS: "A trio of soups."

LIFE LESSONS: "Just tell them, to f*** off."

While taking a quick jog

Up to 20 minutes

LIFE LESSONS: "Elf on the Shelf? Try this..."

LIFE LESSONS: "There's CCTV everywhere..."

LIFE LESSONS: "It's not the 1950's any more."

LIFE LESSONS: "Let them make their own mistakes!"

LIFE LESSONS: "How to get guests to leave when the night's over!"

LIFE LESSONS: "Let sleeping dogs lie..."

LIFE LESSONS: "You CAN have too many paintings."

LIFE LESSONS: "Run your own race!"

LIFE LESSONS: "There's nothing wrong with agreeing to disagree."

LIFE LESSONS: "Try the shower!"

LIFE LESSONS: "You never know who you might bump into..."

LIFE LESSONS: "Try everything once."

LIFE LESSONS: "Speak to Citizens Advice!"

LIFE LESSONS: "Give it the beans..."

LIFE LESSONS: "Be true to yourself."

LIFE LESSONS: "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story."

LIFE LESSONS: "Answering the door? Put on a coat!"

LIFE LESSONS: "Mulch your beds."

LIFE LESSONS: "It's not ungrammatical, it's just silly."

LIFE LESSONS: "Try a six second kiss, or a twenty second hug."

LIFE LESSONS: "Keep up with the house maintenance!"

LIFE LESSONS: "Always keep the receipt!"

LIFE LESSONS: "The Grandparents know what they're doing!"

LIFE LESSONS: "If there's an old man in YOUR seat, let him sit in it."

LIFE LESSONS: "Don't leave packing to the very last minute!"

LIFE LESSONS: "Use a loo brush."

LIFE LESSONS: "Don't go too hard..."

LIFE LESSONS: "You rest, you rust..."

LIFE LESSONS: "If you're doing something illicit, make sure you're wearing a sturdy walking shoe."

LIFE LESSONS: "Always double and triple check, before you post something!"

LIFE LESSONS: "Warm it, before you whip it in."

LIFE LESSONS: "Everything Frittata..."

LIFE LESSONS: "It's often easier to pull than to push."

LIFE LESSONS: "Sit down and shut the f*** up."

LIFE LESSONS: "Join The National Trust... For Uncle Neil."

LIFE LESSONS: "Let people know they're in your thoughts."

LIFE LESSONS: "Draw the battle lines early."

LIFE LESSONS: "Get the first few rounds..."

LIFE LESSONS: "Get with the tech!"

LIFE LESSONS: "Be prepared!"

LIFE LESSONS: "Watch out for a trip... Or a fall..."

LIFE LESSONS: "Avoid committees at all costs."

LIFE LESSONS: "Try and make time for a date night."

LIFE LESSONS: "Don't shut your mind off to making new friends."

LIFE LESSONS: "Never mind post-it notes... Leave them an instructional video!"

LIFE LESSONS: "If you're dropping a pin... Make sure it's in the right location."

LIFE LESSONS: "Pop it in a houseplant..."

LIFE LESSONS: "Try a dishwasher tab down the loo..."

LIFE LESSONS: "Hay fever sufferer? Try this..."

LIFE LESSONS: "Always double check the invitation..."

Enjoying a leisurely jog in the park

Up to 30 minutes

LIFE LESSONS: "We don't want AI art."

LIFE LESSONS: "Go heavy on your condiments."

LIFE LESSONS: "Prolific is prolific."

LIFE LESSONS: "Take the stairs."

LIFE LESSONS: "Play to your audience."

LIFE LESSONS: "If you're flying solo, don't wear the onesie."

LIFE LESSONS: "Couples who cook together... Are more than welcome to do so!"

LIFE LESSONS: "Try new things. Face your fears!"

LIFE LESSONS: "There's always another restaurant..."

LIFE LESSONS: "You can't be good at everything."

LIFE LESSONS: "No games at the table, thank you."

LIFE LESSONS: "You can't improve the future, without disturbing the present."

LIFE LESSONS: "Join the local cricket team..."

LIFE LESSONS: "Try a bread maker!"

LIFE LESSONS: "Crime doesn't pay..."

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