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The Therapy Crouch

Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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"I Wanted Relationship Counselling at 30,000 Feet!"
Is THIS Cheating? Married Listener Sparks Heated Debate
“I Snogged His Best Mate… Now What?” The ULTIMATE Relationship Dilemma!
Why Do Parents DO THIS?! – The Most Annoying Parenting Habit!
Peter’s Return to Anfield—Will He Bring Back The Robot?
Abbey’s Savage Comeback Left Peter SPEECHLESS! Do you believe this brutal Marriage Confession?
Abbey Reacts to her SHOCKING WikiFEET Rating! Ft Salmon Sperm Facials #AMA
‘I’m Buying a Private Island AND a Private Jet’ Crouchy Goes Wild on a Spending Spree
The Call Me……THE CLANCE!! Abbey Launches Her New Nickname on The Therapy Crouch #AMA!
Let’s Get This Show on the Road! Abbey and Peter Take Therapy Crouch on Tour?!
The day we Spiced up The Therapy Crouch!
Cultural Collisions, Stand Up Scaries and the CUTEST Compliments - Therapy Crouch #AMA
Pesky Papers & Their Headline Hoaxes - The Therapy Crouch AMA!
When Partying With Celebs Goes WRONG! Therapy Crouch #AMA
Therapy Crouch Jingles, Holiday Advice, Favourite Music Genres & More: The Therapy Crouch #AMA
Sexy Waiters, Open Relationships and Outrageous Meal Deals: The Therapy Crouch #AMA
Body Odour Ball Aches, Sword Wielding Orungatans and The Best of The Beatles: Therapy Crouch #AMA
Extraterrestrials, Memory Loss and Bedroom Antics: Therapy Crouch #AMA
BREAKING NEWS: The Therapy Crouch Launches a SECOND Weekly Episode!
The Therapy Crouch Guide To Christmas Gifting
The Therapy Crouch Guide To Better Holidays

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Peter Crouch Declares **** the Greatest Band Ever
Pete: "This Was One of the Worst Things I've EVER had!"
Single Mum Messaging Your Man? Abbey’s Brutal Advice
‘No Knobs’ Dating: Fixing the Nation’s Love Life!
"Our House Is NEVER Empty… and It’s Killing the Romance" 😳
16 Questions To Make You Fall Back In Love - Part 1
Therapy Crouch After Dark: “Never EVER say that again!”
Should You Warn Your Ex’s New Girlfriend? Best AMAs of 2025!
'She’s Pregnant, Can’t Go And Still Has to Pay?!'
Better Record than RONALDO?! Crouchy's Stats Do Not Lie
Mother’s Day MELTDOWNS, Adopted Sheep, and Pete’s ‘Secret Swim’ Lands Him In Hot Water!
‘It Was Unjust, I’m STILL not Over It!’ Abbey’s Biggest Grudge Revealed!!
‘Your Favourite Memory of Me Is……SOMEONE ELSE?!’ Abbey and Peter’s Greatest Hits
Pizza Crouch
‘It’s Absolute Woke NONSENSE!’ Abbey and Peter’s Verdict on….
Therapy Crouch Makeover! Abbey and Peter’s Big Announcement!
‘I Think this Fella is in the Clash’ Abbey and Peter’s WILDEST Night Out Revealed
‘I Want to Put This to Our Listeners!’ Abbey’s 3 Questions She Wants YOUR Thoughts on!
‘I’ve Never Let Myself Go Wild’ Why You Will NEVER See Peter at a Theme Park
Surprise Surprise; Crouchy Treats Abbey to her DREAM Holiday!
‘It’s the Biggest Ick on a Man’ Abbey Goes Mental for Maths
‘Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow’ Peter Hair Care Treatments REVEALED!
‘I Can’t Do This Anymore’ Peter Threatens to Throw in the Towel
‘We Do It Better Than Anyone’ Abbey Clancy’s Chippy Verdict
Near Death Experiences, Excellent Accents and Biggest Turn Offs! Therapy Crouch #AMA
‘Once The Shabba Goes, There’s Nothing Left’ Therapy Crouch #AMA
Jax Jones and Joel Corry on Garage Music, New Releases and Career Aspirations!
‘You’ve Got To Be Selfish’ Abbey Response To Wedding Day Woes
‘We Had NICKI MINAJ at our Wedding!’ Therapy Crouch #AMA
LA DOLCE VITA: Abbey and Pete’s Sicily Shenanigans
Brits Abroad, 5 A Side Dream Team & Peter’s Real Depths: The Therapy Crouch #AMA
Summer Loving: (Tent) Erection Disasters, Backstreet Boys and Wardrobe MUST haves!
‘Are You Having A Laugh?!’ Pete and Abbey Talk All Things COMEDY!
The 7 Secrets of (Almost) Success to a Happy Marriage
‘I Don’t Want To Know Your Hall Pass’ Abbey and Peter’s #AMA Kicks Off With A Bang
“Thanks Mark, You’ve Ruined the Pod!” Abbey and Pete’s #AMA
‘I Don’t Want to Go, The Girls are Too Hot’ Abbey and Pete’s #AMA Holiday Plans Revealed
“Retired, Filthy Rich, Married to a Toyboy” Abbey’s Retirement Plans Revealed
‘You’re a Sucker for Punishment’ ASK US ANYTHING: The Holiday Edition
Back to School!
Peter Crouch: “Why Can’t I Just Laugh Anymore?!”
‘He Sent My Dad a Letter’: Steph McGovern’s Real-Life Stalker Nightmare
Peter Crouch: “I Got Kicked Out the Bedroom..."
"8 Million People Were Laughing At Me!"
Peter Crouch: “I don’t know why I’m with you!”
Peter Crouch: "Abbey Thought I Was Dead!" 😂
How Holidays Can Make Or BREAK Your Marriage

Erotic Baby Talk Is a Full-Body Ick, I Fake Allergies To Avoid It!
“Peter Crouch Spent £8,000 on Guinness?!” Abbey’s Hilarious Reveal
Would YOU Forgive This?! The Most Shocking Relationship Betrayals!
What REALLY Happens on Strictly, The One Show & McFly Tours? Harry & Alex Spill!
‘I Literally BURST into TEARS’ Peter’s Party Planning Takes a Dramatic Turn
Abbey and Peter’s Guide to Surviving and THRIVING in January!
The Crouch’s Christmas Countdown: 1 Month to Go!
Flirty at 30! Abbey and Peter on Fashion Faux Pas, 3 Day Hangovers and Glorious Glow-ups
Abbey ‘HATES’ Who?! Abbey Forced to Defend Herself and Her Feelings Towards……..
THE COWBOY CHALLENGE: Lassoing, Herding Cattle & Riding Horses|Yellowstone SPECIAL
A Brand New Therapy Crouch Experience: Peter Pulls off the ULTIMATE Surprise! Part 1
‘This Cannot Be True!!’ Abbey ASTOUNDED by Cuffing Season Revelations
Abbey and Peter to the Rescue on our RAUNCHIEST Agony Ab So Far
‘I Don’t Love You Enough To Consider It’ Abbey’s Hilarious Response to Pete’s Outrageous Proposal
‘I’m Sporty and Hunky’ Peter’s Hypothetical Hinge Profile Revealed
I’ve Got The Personality of a Champion’ Abbey and Peter’s Personality Performance Review
"We Are Opening A Korean Dog Sanctuary" Pete and Abbey's BIG MOVE!
‘I’ve Booked You In For A Hair Transplant’ Abbey Goes TOO FAR
Taylor Swift, Isle of Wight Takeover and PET Peeves | The Therapy Crouch
‘I haven’t been flirted with for 20 years’ Abbeys Shocking Revelations
‘It’s The Best Thing I’ve Ever Watched’ Pete’s New Favourite TV Show REVEALED
Abbey Clancy Reveals Peter’s Cheesy Chat Up Lines That Actually Worked!
Ask Us Anything!!! Abbey and Peter FINALLY reveal all.....
The Therapy Crouch’s Christmas Party!!!
Therapy Crouchfest
I AM NOT A FISH
Doggystyle
Role Models
Love Thy House
Holiday Ep Pt 2
Russell Kane: Toxic Friends, Confused Men & Wellness Scams
“He Farted on My Hand!” The Worst Date Stories We've EVER Heard
The SECRET to Finding Love After 35?—Elizabeth Day & Mel Schilling
(Not) Posh and Specs: Peter Launches a BRAND NEW Signature Look
Kimberly Wyatt and max Rogers Join Abbey and Peter on The Therapy Crouch!
‘Our Favourite Moments So Far’ Therapy Crouch All Time Club Classics
Jonathan and Honey Ross Join Abbey and Pete for Some REEL TALK!
David Walliams Talks Swimming the Channel, Austin Powers, Matt Lucas and Astrochimp!
‘Remember My Name!’ Abbey and Petes Book Club is in Business
“I Want to Enrich my Own Life, No Disrespect” Abbey’s New Venture Announced!
‘You Looked Like Grealish’s Dad’ Abbey and Peter’s Dubai Debrief
Prince, Michael Jackson and U2: Abbey and Pete Talk All Things ICONS
Spicing Up Your Love Life, Letting Your Coochie Breathe and Pete’s Issues With AI
Abbey Threatens Peter with a DIVORCE…..Party!
Crouchy's Secret Life as a Content Creator EXPOSED
Peter’s Wild Birthday Antics Exposed on The Therapy Crouch
Close Encounters of the Third Kind: Abbey’s UFO Experience Revealed
When You Are Too Old for Only Fans and Have to Create Your Own #OnlyGrans
Abbey and Peter Lift the Lid on their Love of a Dirty Rim
It’s a New Year, but the Same O’l Therapy Crouch!
The Therapy Crouch made some new friends....and they do not disappoint
'Tis The Season
When good intentions backfire SPECTACULARLY
Surprise, Surprise
Happy Halloween!!
Mischief Week
Guilty Pleasures