No Such Thing As A Fish

Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

No Such Thing As A Fish

Perfect for a relaxing jog

Up to 30 minutes

Little Fish: Juan Trippe

Little Fish: Poor Benighted Mountain Beaver

Club Fish - Drop Us A Line - March 2025

BONUS: Drop Us A Line - January 2024

Ideal for your daily commute to the office

Up to 45 minutes

Little Fish: If You Believe What the Government Tells You

Little Fish: A Biscuit, A Railway Station, And A Mutt

Little Fish: Bizarre Choreography, Schnapps, and Singing in Swedish

S2 Ep6: This Could Tail Off Really Quickly

2. Little Fish: Yum Yum, Plum Plum

1. Little Fish: Steam Exploded Donkey Bone Powder

Just the right length for a leisurely bike ride

Up to 60 minutes

No Such Thing As Pudsey's Passport

No Such Thing As Sheep Number Five

No Such Thing As An Eton Oyster

No Such Thing As Dwayne Johnson's Hare

S1 Ep612: No Such Thing As The Gordon Ramsay Songbook

611: No Such Thing As A Forbidden Panettone

610: No Such Thing As Lily Allen In The Hellespont

608: No Such Thing As A Chocolate Sausage

607: No Such Thing As Teletubby TikTok Tummies

604: No Such Thing As Crown Jewels For The Cookie Monster

603: No Such Thing As Jack Can't Reacher

602: No Such Thing As 'What's My Spoon?'

600: No Such Thing As The Doughnut Ambassador

598: No Such Thing As Quantum Baseball

597: No Such Thing As Love Spaghetti

596: No Such Thing As Dance Floor Book Club

592: No Such Thing As A Cat In A Muumuu

590: No Such Thing As Workshopping The Alphabet

589: No Such Thing As Dung Beetles In Madame Tussauds

588: No Such Thing As A Punk Monk

587: No Such Thing As Chris Nibble

584: No Such Thing As Drinking A Sock Full Of Custard

583: No Such Thing As A Tuna Macchiato

582: No Such Thing As Siegfried Bassoon

581: No Such Thing As Clean Victoria

580: No Such Thing As Bin Day On A Nuclear Submarine

579: No Such Thing As Indiana Jones And The Rare Burrito

578: No Such Thing As A Pouched Rat On The Housing Ladder

577: No Such Thing As A Venetian Barge

576: No Such Thing As A Cursed Cage

575: No Such Thing As A Guinea Pig Saloon

573: No Such Thing As Captain Birdseye's Caribou Sausage

572: No Such Thing As A Simon Cowell Bell

571: No Such Thing As Dudley And The Dippers

570: No Such Thing As Clay Valentines Cards

569: No Such Thing As Jousting Parrotfish

568: No Such Thing As A Glof Club

567: No Such Thing As A Honey Badger On Toast

566: No Such Thing As Bob Dylan on Mars

565: No Such Thing As Tickling A Monk

564: No Such Thing As Water Floating On Water

563: No Such Thing As Bananas In The Vatican

562: No Such Thing As The Jam Of Entertainment

561: No Such Thing As Hot Golf Balls

560: No Such Thing As Spanish Toes

559: No Such Thing As Fishing In The Sea Of Tranquility

558: No Such Thing As A Boomerang Shaped Spaceship

557: No Such Thing As A Sweater For Einstein

556: No Such Thing As A Ghost In Blue Jeans

555: No Such Thing As Catherine Of Croydon

553: No Such Thing As A Shooting Star

552: No Such Thing As I Love I Love Lucy

551: No Such Thing As President Iceberg

550: No Such Thing as an Ice Cream at Stonehenge

549: No Such Thing As A Beaver Walking Backwards

548: No Such Thing As Radioactive Jenga

547: No Such Thing As A Mystic Beluga

546: No Such Thing As A Sausage In The Exam Hall

542: No Such Thing As Darts Vader

541: No Such Thing As A Sycamore In A Silver Coat

539: No Such Thing As Kimchi Pirates

536: No Such Thing As A Soaring Chinchilla

534: No Such Thing As The SS Enterprise