TOTALLY EXTRA: Runners, A Cock Bush & Secret Sauce

TOTALLY EXTRA: Brunches, Egg and Bacon Plasters & Caught on Camera

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Photo of a Helmet, a Dirty Tampon & Poisoning Sandy

TOTALLY EXTRA: Bath Farts, Teenager Struggles & Supermarket Theft

BONUS: One Kiss is All it Takes & Free the Nipple

BONUS: Placenta in a Skip, Clip on Ties & A Name Stealer

TOTALLY EXTRA: Braces, A Finger in a Bucket & Pissy Presents

TOTALLY EXTRA: Macaroni Cheese, Sports Gel & Wedding Ring Willy

TOTALLY EXTRA: Imo Rant, Cat Suit & A Cheese Grater

TOTALLY EXTRA: Vag Powder, Garden DJs & A Special Toast Topping

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Toilet Sniffer, Mini mics & Beans

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Cat's Tail, Honking Jobbie & an Epilator Accident

TOTALLY EXTRA: Ear Lobe Juice, A Canadian Lover & The Big Ship

TOTALLY EXTRA: All Saints, a Sofa Stroker & Am I a Bitch?

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Look Back and a Look Forward

TOTALLY EXTRA: The Gooch, Getting the Ick from your own Kid & Catholic Sex Ed

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Burning Vag, Mismatched Socks & a Sex Suitcase

TOTALLY EXTRA: Psycho Sally, & Tech Dinos & Boundaries

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Tanned Bum, Bottle Caps & A Brown-noser

TOTALLY EXTRA: An Octopus Attack, Vehicle Dysmorphia & Sexy Music

TOTALLY EXTRA: Tears, Fleas in your Pants & Phlegm in the Gym

TOTALLY EXTRA: Spiders in the Bum, Farmers' Kids & William's Beard

TOTALLY EXTRA: Pigeons, KY Jelly & Rob Beckett

TOTALLY EXTRA: Lanyards, Big Hairy Balls & Eczema

BONUS: A Jacky P Song, Toilet Water & Feet Getting Someone Fired

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Maggot Butty, HGV Drivers & A New Name for Imo

TOTALLY EXTRA: MILs, a Commiseratory Sausage, & Jacky P Prep

TOTALLY EXTRA: Old Drivers, Glitter Bombs & a Bellagio BJ

TOTALLY EXTRA: Major Lab Maj, Left Shoes & Have we found the Durley Dumpee

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Pizza Thief, Ribena & Howling

TOTALLY EXTRA: Zoos, Umbrella Bags & The Worst Confession We've Ever Had

TOTALLY EXTRA: Baghdad, Estonian & A Shoehorn

TOTALLY EXTRA: The Hospital Hoffwoffer, Abreves & A Dead Horse

TOTALLY EXTRA: Welsh Rudeness, Stingrays & Resurrecting Rabbits

TOTALLY EXTRA: Mosquito Nets, Dead Budgies & A Cougar

TOTALLY EXTRA: Meet the Twins, Water Bottle Coffee & The Wrong Cat

TOTALLY EXTRA: Porcelain Parps & The Hairy Fanny & The MIL

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Tangle, Cancelling Kitchens & Fear of the Giant Norks

TOTALLY EXTRA: Wee Flannels, Weetabix & The Fat Controller

TOTALLY EXTRA: Mambo No Fart, Mooning the Bishop & A Car W*nk Nightmare

TOTALLY EXTRA: Dirty Mugs, Duck Fat & a Mini Beard

TOTALLY EXTRA: THAT Elf, Airport Rants & Nudist Hols

TOTALLY EXTRA: Updates, Gas Leak or Fart & Politicians' Willies

TOTALLY EXTRA: Waxing Queefs, Clothes Graffiti & Garlic Cleanses

TOTALLY EXTRA: Pigeon Juice, A Garlic Press & Bottys

TOTALLY EXTRA: Spelling Cake, Stone Henge & Spooning Dad

TOTALLY EXTRA: Ketchup Sachets, Trolleys & All That Jazz

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Water Park Disaster, Batman & a Stinky 69

TOTALLY EXTRA: Public Bins, Sexts from Dad & Phone Fun Friends

TOTALLY EXTRA: Mourning, Hair Removal Cream & Sploshing

TOTALLY EXTRA: Sausage Party, A Mars Milk & A Bag of Cheese

TOTALLY EXTRA: Big Bad Barry, More "Chocolate" on the Floor & Granny Porn

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Tooth in the Bed, Octopussy & A Rude Return

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Foursome Catch Up, a Kilo of Pine Nuts & A Non-Chocolate Delight

TOTALLY EXTRA: Icebaths, Going to Hell & Chickens for Sale

'Why are we longing it out and making them suffer?!'

"A little sexy sniff."

'I'm not having zucchini tonight for tea!'

'HOT MUFF'

'It's gone too far!'

TOTALLY EXTRA: Paperclips, Car Locks & Cat Sh*ts

'I got farted on by my Thai masseuse'

'IT'S CHRIIIIISTMAAAAAS'

'You can eat Farage!'

'Mine are going to be right out on their ear!'

TOTALLY EXTRA: Panettone, an Ashy Ring & Tapered Items

'This has got worms written all over it!'

'I do think you should retake your test!'

'Date David!'

'Two Slags & a Lesbian'

'Who ever has read a T&C in their life?'

'Is Meghan Markle pregnant again?!'

'How long do we punish someone for?'

'He has 1277 pieces of poo!'

'Barbaric no?'

'I love his farm, I hate his local council!'

'That is absolutely off the scale of nuttiness'

"God, Science is INCREDIBLE"

'Why be up in arms about it?!'

'Is The Superbowl Basketball?!'

'I've been done for speeding!'

'I nearly had to finger a cat's bumhole!'

'It's been a banger!'

'I'm not being funny I'm tired and I'm 36!'

'I’ll give you £100 if you put that in your mouth'

'There's no way a 16 year old could do this on their own!'

'Knives scare the sh*t out of me'

'Hey cowgirl!'

'She's been impaled on a ladder!'

'Whatever happened to settling these things privately?'

'Phlegm should be banned!'

'I'm tempted to sellotape a pingpong ball to a tampon and give it a try!'

'I think he should have gone down for it!'

'Talk about Busy Day!'

'Oily butt juice is my kink'

'I think I'm allergic to Champagne'

'and you looked like sunshine!'

'I’m not just a bitch you know, I’ve got autism!'

'It is NOT a podcast show'

'Who the hell made that law?!'

"This is girl power at its finest"

'I’m so grateful that I bred'

"It's hard, you can't really have it all!"

'But really what happened to you?'

'It looks like she's giving birth to a baby's head!'

'This reminds me of American Pie!'

'Condoms are annoying!'

'I thought you were supposed to be doing the solo!'

'I'm not going to watch some Glory Hole porn!'

"Why are they going to a massive production company and not going to the police?"

'I've seen the stills, I've seen the slo-mo...it's f***ing huge!'

'You HAVE to watch it!'

'WE'RE BALLOON W*NKERS'