TOTALLY EXTRA: Runners, A Cock Bush & Secret Sauce

TOTALLY EXTRA: Brunches, Egg and Bacon Plasters & Caught on Camera

TOTALLY EXTRA: Birthing Juices in the Garden, BUM HAIR & Eating a Nugget

TOTALLY EXTRA: Pooping from Height, the Fat Controller & Licking Hemorrhoid Cream

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Photo of a Helmet, a Dirty Tampon & Poisoning Sandy

TOTALLY EXTRA: Bath Farts, Teenager Struggles & Supermarket Theft

BONUS: One Kiss is All it Takes & Free the Nipple

BONUS: Placenta in a Skip, Clip on Ties & A Name Stealer

TOTALLY EXTRA: Braces, A Finger in a Bucket & Pissy Presents

TOTALLY EXTRA: Macaroni Cheese, Sports Gel & Wedding Ring Willy

TOTALLY EXTRA: Imo Rant, Cat Suit & A Cheese Grater

TOTALLY EXTRA: Vag Powder, Garden DJs & A Special Toast Topping

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Toilet Sniffer, Mini mics & Beans

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Cat's Tail, Honking Jobbie & an Epilator Accident

TOTALLY EXTRA: Ear Lobe Juice, A Canadian Lover & The Big Ship

TOTALLY EXTRA: All Saints, a Sofa Stroker & Am I a Bitch?

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Look Back and a Look Forward

TOTALLY EXTRA: The Gooch, Getting the Ick from your own Kid & Catholic Sex Ed

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Burning Vag, Mismatched Socks & a Sex Suitcase

TOTALLY EXTRA: Psycho Sally, & Tech Dinos & Boundaries

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Fanny on Fire, Chess & A Smelly Polly at 30,000 Feet

TOTALLY EXTRA: Two Sons Called Jacob, Crazy Break Up Moments & Cottage Cheese Kev

TOTALLY EXTRA: Bum Hair, A Sex God's Australian Cousin & A Bottle Brush

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Precious Hedge, A Spotty Snack & Steven Spielberg

TOTALLY EXTRA: Doris the Crusty Legend, Mum's and their Phones & Ick of the Week

TOTALLY EXTRA: Mr Motivator, Stretch Mark Cream & Daddy

TOTALLY EXTRA: Birthing Gum, Escorts & Fainting in the Loo

TOTALLY EXTRA: Food Delivery Drivers, A Pint Glass of Squirt & Pranking Mum

TOTALLY EXTRA: Inhalers, Dogging & Foot Worship

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Hiff of a Whiff, Handwashing & Reasons to keep it Trimmed Downstairs

TOTALLY EXTRA: Light the Fart, Can Openers & a Wet Towel

TOTALLY EXTRA: Potholes, Ras El Hanout & Leftover Ladles

TOTALLY EXTRA: Self Promo Birthday Posts, Kitty Polly & Luanna nearly Quit

TOTALLY EXTRA: Lufannian of the Year, Painting Eggs & A Foot Loving PE Teacher

TOTALLY EXTRA: The Best Luanna Year Yet

TOTALLY EXTRA: Gravy Napkins, Secret Sibling Bum Finger & Hating Nativities

TOTALLY EXTRA: Postman Matt, Soapy Teeth & The Spanish Cheesy Crust Stealer

TOTALLY EXTRA: Wooden Spoons, Ballroom Dancer #1 & Flashing the Delivery Driver

TOTALLY EXTRA: Water Slide Enemas, Working for a Haircut & Wall Spraying

TOTALLY EXTRA: Pre-nups, Hairballs & the Wrong Thrush Pill

TOTALLY EXTRA: Shower Curtains, Fainting & Gentle Hands

TOTALLY EXTRA: Granny's Crotchless Pants, Lambing & A Polo Husband Dream

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Tanned Bum, Bottle Caps & A Brown-noser

TOTALLY EXTRA: An Octopus Attack, Vehicle Dysmorphia & Sexy Music

TOTALLY EXTRA: Tears, Fleas in your Pants & Phlegm in the Gym

TOTALLY EXTRA: Spiders in the Bum, Farmers' Kids & William's Beard

TOTALLY EXTRA: Pigeons, KY Jelly & Rob Beckett

TOTALLY EXTRA: Lanyards, Big Hairy Balls & Eczema

BONUS: A Jacky P Song, Toilet Water & Feet Getting Someone Fired

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Maggot Butty, HGV Drivers & A New Name for Imo

TOTALLY EXTRA: MILs, a Commiseratory Sausage, & Jacky P Prep

TOTALLY EXTRA: Old Drivers, Glitter Bombs & a Bellagio BJ

TOTALLY EXTRA: Major Lab Maj, Left Shoes & Have we found the Durley Dumpee

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Pizza Thief, Ribena & Howling

TOTALLY EXTRA: Zoos, Umbrella Bags & The Worst Confession We've Ever Had

TOTALLY EXTRA: Baghdad, Estonian & A Shoehorn

TOTALLY EXTRA: The Hospital Hoffwoffer, Abreves & A Dead Horse

TOTALLY EXTRA: Welsh Rudeness, Stingrays & Resurrecting Rabbits

TOTALLY EXTRA: Mosquito Nets, Dead Budgies & A Cougar

TOTALLY EXTRA: Meet the Twins, Water Bottle Coffee & The Wrong Cat

TOTALLY EXTRA: Porcelain Parps & The Hairy Fanny & The MIL

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Tangle, Cancelling Kitchens & Fear of the Giant Norks

TOTALLY EXTRA: Wee Flannels, Weetabix & The Fat Controller

TOTALLY EXTRA: Mambo No Fart, Mooning the Bishop & A Car W*nk Nightmare

TOTALLY EXTRA: Dirty Mugs, Duck Fat & a Mini Beard

TOTALLY EXTRA: THAT Elf, Airport Rants & Nudist Hols

TOTALLY EXTRA: Updates, Gas Leak or Fart & Politicians' Willies

TOTALLY EXTRA: Waxing Queefs, Clothes Graffiti & Garlic Cleanses

TOTALLY EXTRA: Pigeon Juice, A Garlic Press & Bottys

TOTALLY EXTRA: Spelling Cake, Stone Henge & Spooning Dad

TOTALLY EXTRA: Ketchup Sachets, Trolleys & All That Jazz

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Water Park Disaster, Batman & a Stinky 69

TOTALLY EXTRA: Public Bins, Sexts from Dad & Phone Fun Friends

TOTALLY EXTRA: Mourning, Hair Removal Cream & Sploshing

TOTALLY EXTRA: Sausage Party, A Mars Milk & A Bag of Cheese

TOTALLY EXTRA: Big Bad Barry, More "Chocolate" on the Floor & Granny Porn

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Tooth in the Bed, Octopussy & A Rude Return

TOTALLY EXTRA: A Foursome Catch Up, a Kilo of Pine Nuts & A Non-Chocolate Delight

TOTALLY EXTRA: Alan Partridge Impressions, Breastfeeding your Partner & Why One Listener Abandoned Tescos For Good

TOTALLY EXTRA: School Bags, A Memorable 1/4 Zip & 'Where's your Mama gone?!'

TOTALLY EXTRA: New Years' Canesten, a Fart Song & a Christmas Party Affair

TOTALLY EXTRA: Men at Births, A Hen Do "Stripper" & A Sandwich Bag of Special Sauce

TOTALLY EXTRA: Adult Spoons, a Crisp Messiah & Smashing the New Car

TOTALLY EXTRA: The Worst and Only Prank Luanna have done, Tiramisu & A Turd in the Sea

'The flap came out'

TOTALLY EXTRA: Pigeons, Poledancing & a Penchant for Tights

TOTALLY EXTRA: Concrete Enema, White Elephant & Poopmail

TOTALLY EXTRA: Petty Tupperware, a Planned Sh*t Gift & On the Pull in McDonalds

TOTALLY EXTRA: Icebaths, Going to Hell & Chickens for Sale

'Why are we longing it out and making them suffer?!'

"A little sexy sniff."

'I'm not having zucchini tonight for tea!'

'HOT MUFF'

'It's gone too far!'

TOTALLY EXTRA: Paperclips, Car Locks & Cat Sh*ts

'I got farted on by my Thai masseuse'

'IT'S CHRIIIIISTMAAAAAS'

'You can eat Farage!'

'Mine are going to be right out on their ear!'

TOTALLY EXTRA: Panettone, an Ashy Ring & Tapered Items

'This has got worms written all over it!'

'Where there's a blame there's a claim!'

'Why would you want to look at Rose West’s knickers?'

"If you could have someone wipe your a***, would you?'

'What's an Almond Mum?'

'Wash your f***ing coat!'

'I am actually a real life human sherbet dip'

'Listen to this it's too good to miss'

'Who's Genny?!'

'It's a good rice cooker to be fair!'

'I do think you should retake your test!'

'Date David!'

'Two Slags & a Lesbian'

'Who ever has read a T&C in their life?'

'Is Meghan Markle pregnant again?!'

'How long do we punish someone for?'

'He has 1277 pieces of poo!'

'Barbaric no?'

'I love his farm, I hate his local council!'

'That is absolutely off the scale of nuttiness'

"God, Science is INCREDIBLE"

'Why be up in arms about it?!'

'Is The Superbowl Basketball?!'

'I've been done for speeding!'

'I nearly had to finger a cat's bumhole!'

'It's been a banger!'

'I'm not being funny I'm tired and I'm 36!'

'I’ll give you £100 if you put that in your mouth'

'There's no way a 16 year old could do this on their own!'

'Knives scare the sh*t out of me'

'Hey cowgirl!'

'She's been impaled on a ladder!'

'Whatever happened to settling these things privately?'

'I've got some nipple juice out of my nipple'

"It's BORIS!!"

'LuAnna has the sh*ts'

'I don't often get the chance to see another woman’s actual a**hole

'It's f***ing sick and it has to stop'

'See, I'm not a bad mum!'

'I feel like we are lawless!'

'He worked up a sweat that day didn't he?!'

'Belittling... no, but banter... yes'

'Who's gonna identify you from your b*mhole?'

'That's lifechanging!'

'Never have I been so excited about a message on Luanna'

'Full moon...half moon....total eclipse!'

'I’m pissed off he cried. How dare he?'

'We were trying to prank you!'

'You've donated a dildo to your school?!'

'You might be making a hell of a lot of money but at what cost?!'

'Phlegm should be banned!'

'I'm tempted to sellotape a pingpong ball to a tampon and give it a try!'

'I think he should have gone down for it!'

'Talk about Busy Day!'

'Oily butt juice is my kink'

'I think I'm allergic to Champagne'

'and you looked like sunshine!'

'I’m not just a bitch you know, I’ve got autism!'

'It is NOT a podcast show'

'Who the hell made that law?!'

"This is girl power at its finest"

'I’m so grateful that I bred'

"It's hard, you can't really have it all!"

'But really what happened to you?'

'It looks like she's giving birth to a baby's head!'

'This reminds me of American Pie!'

'Condoms are annoying!'

'I thought you were supposed to be doing the solo!'

'I'm not going to watch some Glory Hole porn!'

"Why are they going to a massive production company and not going to the police?"

'Stop wearing dressing gowns. They're vile'

"When 2 become 1..."

'Your crack has been extended!'

'Imagine if you actually get married!'

'I really desperately want us to do some sort of OnlyFans thing'

'I've seen the stills, I've seen the slo-mo...it's f***ing huge!'

'You HAVE to watch it!'

'WE'RE BALLOON W*NKERS'