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Football Ramble

The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2024, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them throughout the week as they discuss the world's biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

During a coffee break

Enjoy during a lunch break

Nice duration for a walk

Ramble Uncut: Jay Rayner and The Turbines
Mailbag: Are the dark arts getting darker?
Mailbag: What’s the toughest job in world football?
Ramble Uncut: Gym Campbell
A taste of Football Ramble LIVE!
Introducing: Ramble Uncut
Football Ramble’s Best of 23/24: Part 3
Football Ramble’s Best of the Euros: Part 1
It all comes down to this
Ramble Reacts: England’s outsiders make their case
Our 2023/24 Premier League predictions revealed
Ramble Reacts: Man United and Newcastle embrace the chaos!
Ramble Reacts: Joselu? JOSELU!?
Mailbag: Could Premier League games ever be played overseas?
Mailbag: How should football copy other sports?
Ramble Reacts: Sheffield United bring a knife to a gunfight
Ramble Reacts: Take a Bowen
Mailbag: Do fans prefer not being in the Premier League?
Mailbag: Why is the transfer window so quiet?
Ramble Reacts: Jürgen Klopp is leaving Liverpool!
Mailbag: Have the Premier League fixed the winter break dilemma?
Mailbag: Why does England not produce many elite coaches?
Mailbag: Why doesn't England produce more elite coaches?
Mailbag: Would the European Super League improve English football?
Ramble Reacts: Newcastle’s European adventure ends
Mailbag: How to fix football broadcasting
Ramble Reacts: Emery outsmarts Pep
Mailbag: Can bao buns save modern football?
Mailbag: Is it ever okay for a fan to switch clubs?
Fans switching clubs, Big Ange at the theatre, and life-saving pens
Ramble Reacts: Newcastle’s revenge and Arsenal’s kryptonite
Ramble Reacts: England avenge Ashes heartache!
Ramble Reacts: Chelsea dare to Ream
Ramble Reacts: A Bayern Burner!
On The Continent Teaser: Paul Pogba... What's the story?
Ramble Reacts: Those Bonnie Wee Scots!

On your way to work

The Maresca in the madness
Ramble Reacts: Liverpool pass another test
Haystacks Peace and the pesky prattling parrot
My giddy aunt, it’s Thomas Tuchel!
I do want the job, but I haven’t applied
Mailbag: How do we fix the international break?
Manchester City’s glove emporium
Introducing: The English Disease
Timmy ten Hag
Mailbag: Is it okay for fans to leave early?
Ramble Reacts: A momentous night for Aston Villa
Ramble Reacts: The Cherries beat the sea slugs
Ramble Reacts: Liverpool excite, Man United disappoint
A gouty time in France
Mailbag: Should players strike when they’re paid so much?
Ramble Reacts: You chicken nugget
Bald fraud
Mailbag: What are we looking forward to about the Champions League?
Stars and Stripes and Lemons
Farewell, Sven
Mailbag: How do we control rising ticket prices?
Mailbag: Will we see a truly competitive Premier League this season?
Mailbag: Who are the most impactful signings in football history?
On The Continent: The new Antoine Griezmann?
The Barm vs Bap Derby
Brucey Shot the Sheriff
I’m bringing a durian
Football Ramble’s Best of 23/24: Part 4
Football Ramble’s Best of 23/24: Part 2
Football Ramble’s Best of 23/24: Part 1
Football Ramble’s Best of the Euros: Part 2
Put a Peperami in the Paella... Our Euro 2024 final preview
Portugal thrash Slovenia… on pens
Mailbag: What’s changed watching England?
Georgia do the Portuguese!
Short kings pod only
A kettle full of spaghetti
Lions Watch: We’ve made it!
Ramble Reacts: Don’t worry, it was just a friendly
Lions Watch: Listener Q&A special!
Mailbag: Will we miss this version of the Champions League?
Lions Watch: Does Gareth Southgate use his substitutes enough?
Mailbag: Where have all the elite managers gone?
Lions Watch: Who should make England's final squad?
Mailbag: What is Jürgen Klopp’s Premier League legacy?
Lions Watch: No Shaw thing
Ramble Reacts: Liverpool come undone
Lions Watch: What goes with Rice?
Mailbag: What are the biggest myths in football?
Lions Watch: Great expectations and Dier straits
Ramble Reacts: Everton halt Klopp’s last dance
Mailbag: How Pep Guardiola has changed English football
Ramble Reacts: Little old Real Madrid
Ramble Reacts: Barcelona’s kids silence Mbappé
Mailbag: Is football punditry becoming more divisive?
Ramble Reacts: Tickly bum time for Man City and Arsenal
Mailbag: Which manager will have achieved the most by winning the Premier League?
England Special: Who should start at Euro 2024?
Mailbag: What defines a big club?
Ramble Reacts: Chelsea win and Poch goes for dinner
Tender Loving Football
Mailbag: What makes a great derby?
Ramble Reacts: Casemiro's crucial bonce
Small Donny energy
Ramble Reacts: Arsenal’s last-gasp defeat
Ramble Reacts: Palace hold on and Roy bows out
Mailbag: Is there still a place for firefighter managers in the Premier League?
Ramble Reacts: Chelsea win it late
Mailbag: How to improve the Champions League
Mailbag: Do we overestimate the impact of managers?
Ramble Reacts: FA Cup solace for Forest and Everton
Our New Year’s Resolutions for Football in 2024
Best of the Football Ramble 2023 (Part 2)
Best of the Football Ramble 2023 (Part 1)
Ramble Reacts: A turkey leg each at Anfield
Ramble Reacts: Liverpool hammer the Hammers!
Mailbag: Are hard men overly romanticised?
Don’t trust the process
Mailbag: Can overseas supporters be true fans?
Ramble Reacts: This is Manchester United
Jim, the God of Football
Ramble Reacts: No rebounds in a shootout
England at Euro 2024: Best XI and answering your questions
Ramble Reacts: The Theatre of Nightmares
Ramble Reacts: It’s easier playing against 9 men
The s**t shirt derby
Ramble Reacts: St Drainage Park
Ramble Reacts: Man Utd stumble past Sheffield Utd
Ramble Reacts: The Geordie Boys smash PSG!
Ramble Reacts: Newcastle shut the door on Man City!
Luton’s hairless scalp
When Poch gives you lemons

Great for a long drive

Mailbag: How do we deal with football conspiracies?
The Preview Show: The Slot Factor
The Preview Show: Give it Thomas Frank
You are not entertained
The Preview Show: A confusing broth
Mama Marcus
Mike Sheep
Vish’s public therapy
#WeDreamAndAchieve
A proper Barclays bash
An ice skating score
The Phil Brown Theory
The Preview Shows: See it, Say it, Save defenders
The Preview Show: Who ate all the sausages?
An ice bucket of Carabao
I’d rather be in Wolverhampton
Our 2024/25 Premier League predictions!
Come home, Garth
A proper Portsmouth weekend
The Community Chest
Speller and Emile Smith Rowe
A dildo to the heart
Mailbag: What is Gareth Southgate’s legacy?
The story so far
When something is good, it’s never gone
Hey Jude, don’t be afraid
It’s correct but I don’t like it
Our Euros knockouts preview!
Top of the group, bottom of the barrel
Sit down, drink venom and relax
Scotland are out!
Portuguese Grant Holt
It’s all a bit Sven’s England
A sad Scottish buffet
The Euro 2024 Preview Show: Big Mama UEFA
High School Managers
The Preview Show: Emi in Paris
Solid, Pardew, gas
The Empire Strikes Back (again)
The Preview Show: Manchester United can’t jump
Come home José
Pep’s magic pump
Can we change leagues?
The Preview Show: Big Dunc isn't oot
Suddenly Michael
The Preview Show: Matty from the block
Razzle and dazzle
Yabadabadoo
Crack the whip
The Preview Show: Atabanta
I’m gonna need a bigger telly
Always do your doggies
The Preview Show: No barns left to burn
Whoever wins, we lose
He’s dead, Vish
Can I have the little fish?
The Preview Show: Thrashing around in their own muck
Came here for a shootout
Conspiracy Campbell
The Preview Show: Something rude about the Queen
Let me in, Paul
Pete’s grotty mind
David Raya’s big hands
Sammy Lee’s Trebors
The Preview Show: MBellingham
You give yellow cards a bad name
A skulleted fiend
The Preview Show: A night out in Seoul with Pete Donaldson
The Carrington Flu Room
The Preview Show: Woke-verhampton Wanderers
Moyes out, EastEnders in
You’ve been Gaffneyed!
The Preview Show: We’re off to Baden-Baden
The Preview Show: Cheer up Peter Reid
The Liz Truss of Football
Happy New Year, bro
The Preview Show: The Tartan Diego Simeone
Oi, Doswell!
The Preview Show: Incubating Pep’s head
Arnie the Cockney Parrot
The Martínez Cinematic Universe
Be as brave as Michael Owen
The Preview Show: An ode to Emi Martinez
Chaos is the answer
Still fighting for this title
Just a shinner
The Preview Show: Haaland’s Special Salmon
Dark Forces, Part 2
The Preview Show: The Curse of the Colonel
The lard and lager boys
Hold my lemons
The Dungeon of Secrets
The Statement Posse
Here’s to the benchwarmers
England’s sunflower
The Preview Show: This game does change
Jude, don’t get hurt
Marcus Speller, the host with the most
The Preview Show: Wrinkly Eyeballs
Don’t bother coming
It is his job
The Preview Show: Good process, Andy
The PGMOL Posse
The Champions League returns to Newcastle, with Jules Breach
Mike Dean: Judgment Day
The Preview Show: I am iNevilletable
The Preview Show: James Water-Prowse
The sausage of the sea
Derek Ten Hag
Give it German Big Sam
Flick's got the flick
The Preview Show: Get yourself an egg
Pep's drum and bass
A man of the laugh
Ramble Reacts: Luton pay on Deadline Day
The Preview Show: Luke Moorsels
Muskchester United

On a weekend road trip